OHMIGOD. LET ME TELL YOU MY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE THT HAPPENED TWO HOURS AGO!!!!!

okay once upon a time, there was my big toe nail, and it had a blood clot, but only on one side of the nail, so it was like, half black half white. haha so today during trng, half of it started coming out and it starting hurting, so guess wht, smarty pants me went to see the doctor expecting to come back with some sort of cream to ease the pain but NO, he said LET'S TAKE OFF THE NAIL NOW! with those kinda evil smile, well not tht i dont like him, i love my doctor! haha but he just freaked me out, so okay, i laid down on the bed, and he starting trying to yank the nail off. but he took really LOOONG and really HHARD i started breaking out in sweat cuz it was SOOOO PAIN. then i decided to listen to my mp3 all time life saver. and when the pain was too excruciating i started to cry and TADAAAA he showed me my nail which was SO GROSS. i swear it looks like this added with BLOOD A LOT OF BLOOD: and then i got so traumatised cuz there was blood all over my feet and i started to tear. then he pressed it hard too stop the bleeding and I SCREAMED. OUCH MAN. and he bandaged it rather tightly.. and i started asking if i could get mc from pe (shouldve asked mc for schoool actually haha) and he said sure one week!! haha yeah man.. but it hurts so bad i cant walk properly.. and i had to limp and limp and limp. rmb your mommy telling you not to talk to strangers? haha well this old man talked to me asking if my toe got bitten by a snake hahah. but yes anyway, thts the end of my story! not to mention i dont have to go for trng and all the running and stuff (there goes all my dates!). okay people, end of story!