wish me luck

Sadly single me is on a TOTAL hotness campaign!! HAHAHA

I'm TOTALLY working out everyday to be HOT HOT HOT *sizzles...

Totally inspired by Davis Mallory!! *my newly found idol*

Who's he? read up yourself!! HAHAH

Hope it pays off...

Bye bye singlehood...

I hope...

*p/s errr meiryl... i killed my brain cells watching that... HAHAHA kidding

The EVER so Fabulous
Colin.

HELLO PEOPLE, im here to brighten up your lives again!

hello my darlings! :)

im WAS here to post pics because jacq's com is very slow. BUT, my sissy took the thumbdrive to school.................................. so yesh. next time kids.

t35 is okay. hmmmm. chan is in my class. he is a sick pervert. no surprise hurhurhurhur...

okay thats all! :D

OHMIGOD. LET ME TELL YOU MY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE THT HAPPENED TWO HOURS AGO!!!!!

okay once upon a time, there was my big toe nail, and it had a blood clot, but only on one side of the nail, so it was like, half black half white. haha so today during trng, half of it started coming out and it starting hurting, so guess wht, smarty pants me went to see the doctor expecting to come back with some sort of cream to ease the pain but NO, he said LET'S TAKE OFF THE NAIL NOW! with those kinda evil smile, well not tht i dont like him, i love my doctor! haha but he just freaked me out, so okay, i laid down on the bed, and he starting trying to yank the nail off. but he took really LOOONG and really HHARD i started breaking out in sweat cuz it was SOOOO PAIN. then i decided to listen to my mp3 all time life saver. and when the pain was too excruciating i started to cry and TADAAAA he showed me my nail which was SO GROSS. i swear it looks like this added with BLOOD A LOT OF BLOOD: and then i got so traumatised cuz there was blood all over my feet and i started to tear. then he pressed it hard too stop the bleeding and I SCREAMED. OUCH MAN. and he bandaged it rather tightly.. and i started asking if i could get mc from pe (shouldve asked mc for schoool actually haha) and he said sure one week!! haha yeah man.. but it hurts so bad i cant walk properly.. and i had to limp and limp and limp. rmb your mommy telling you not to talk to strangers? haha well this old man talked to me asking if my toe got bitten by a snake hahah. but yes anyway, thts the end of my story! not to mention i dont have to go for trng and all the running and stuff (there goes all my dates!). okay people, end of story!

WHEEEE!!! welcome welcome meiryl!!

IT'S SUCH A JOY TO READ OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS EITHER THAN MINE!!!

*what a relief..

And meiryl, why would i "like" your GP teacher?

*hmmm...

O by the way, i have DEFINATELY heard lots of AHEM lovey-dovey stuff about former 1t09 people...

O, and wonders of communication and gossip...

Oooo, and blahlawhee-bang-bang should REALLY AHEM AHEM with wheelaboo-la-la, and SHOULD REALLY consider MWAH MWAH AHEM with meela-woo-hoo, but it's just my opinion, but i'm sure most would agree too...

*code words are in RED and are totally nonsensical...

And you all MUST show me pictures of your new classes!!! i'm just ITCHING to bitch about the ugly people!!

See you all soon ok?

MWAHZ!!

The EVER so Fabulous
Colin.

OMG. IT'S ME POSTING AGAAIIIINNN!! HAHA MEIRYL'S SECOND POST!


OKAY ARE YOU ALL LIKE EXCITED!!!!! HAHA OKAY I DONT KNOW WHTS WRONG WITH ME, IM PROLLY HIGH OR STH. I LURVVVVVVEEE TRNG TODAY. even though it was prolly one of the most straineous so far this year, but i was pumping it mannn... i so enjoyed torturing myself. and i tried bonding with my class! haha to those who dont know, im in 1t07 and its right beside our former t9!! but they tore down laura's lovely petals and all the things tht we did to our poor walls which got me sad for a moment!!! how time flies! and you know WHAT we'll never be in the same class with the same people ever EVER again. OKAY scratch tht, its supposed to be a happy post!

well my past week has been dreadful, i had a super emo week cuz i really didnt like my class (but now im still trying to fit in) and well, today, MEIRYL IS MOVING ON MAN.. haha so hopefully you all get to see my usual self all over again!

AND anw, ive been hearing lots of love stories regarding t9 people ahem JASMINE HAHA.

and ive found a

around!! HAHA.

how was the alfresco night thingy!! i thought it was okay. i didnt see many t9 people tho.. but the guy doing the breakdancing thing was so coooool tho i thought he was too scrawny.

and aaannd MY GP TEACHER, HE so humiliated me in front of my class for getting a c6 in eng, it was SOO SOOO STOOPID. ugh! but never mind, he's damn retarded today! haha omg i bet colin would love him so much.

and you know WHAT, I've NEVER NEVER NEVER taken a single pic with my current class before, wht a loser i am!

but then again im not a loser, our pe teacher still recognises me!!! HAHA HE SO MADE MY DAY!!! at least tht shows im not so insignificant haha. he asked me how i was and "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!?!! YOU'RE AS DARK AS CHEE CHEONG FAN".

ive got comp in like two weeeeks!!! I CANT WAIT!!!!!!!

yest laura and i went shopping OMG I LOVE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKEEEEEE!! i bought like a strawberry shortcake pencil box chops and file!!!!

ANW, SINCE IM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD TODAY, LET ME TAKE YOU ALL TO A TOUR WHERE I STRIVE TO LIVE!!!!!!

meet STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

strawberry shortcake is a sweet but spunky little redhead with enough optimism to fill a strawberry field. She really believes things are growing better all the time and as the unofficial berry princess of Strawberryland, she puts her heart and soul into seeing that things improve for everyone she meets. Strawberry is also quite adventurous, so it's no surprise that she has friends from other lands both near and far.

AND HER FRIENDS:

Blueberry Muffin bakes the most delicious muffins in Strawberryland. Because she loves reading stories, her over-active imagination often runs away with her. She frequently exaggerates and uses big words and dramatic phrases. But she’s also a lot of fun and thinks up the best make-believe games. Blueberry’s muffin-shaped cabin is in Blueberry Valley, a peaceful place surrounded by wild blueberry bushes.

Angel Cake is the queen of cake decoration. She’s a gifted artist who makes beautiful cakes of almost any size. She can be temperamental, and her moods can change quickly, too. But she is always a good friend and is generous to a fault. Her land, called Cakewalk, is a whole town of decorated layer cake houses. They’re beautifully decorated because they are all covered with Angel Cake’s exceptional icing designs.

Orange Blossom knows all there is to know about helping living grow. She's a caring, loving, special friend of the earth and also to anyone who needs a helping hand. Orange Blossom's home is called Orange Blossom Acres. It is an orchard with rows of every kind of fruit tree. Orange Blossom's house is built in a fantastic orange tree covered with fragrant blossoms and luscious, large oranges.

Huckleberry Pie

With his backwards ball cap and homemade skateboard, Huckleberry Pie is all boy. He lives in the middle of a scary, overgrown place called Huckleberry Briar. His house is a tree fort with lookout ports, skateboard ramps, and secret entrances. He loves going on adventures. He likes Strawberry and her other friends, too, and will often zoom over to visit them on his skateboard.

Ginger Snap is the best cookie chef in the world. Ginger’s home is in the tiny village of Cookie Corners, where even her house and bakery are made of cookies. An inventor, her greatest invention is the amazing cookie maker machine, which produces tray after tray of delicious cookies. Her greatest joy of all is sharing warm cookie with a friend.

:D

with lotsa lurve, meiryL!

WHY NO ONE POSTING!!

Ok lar, so maybe jc life's is becoming more and more of a burden, but hey, there's ALWAYS time for the old class blog right?

*everyone nods in agreement

SO... i'll be sending out invites AGAIN, TO your respective emails (the ones on the class list) to be members of this blog. THANK YOU!!

*everyone applaudes

Anyways, i went to the medical clinic for my checkup today, it's to CONFIRM that i'm fit enough for my poly course... errrr... yar...

And THANK GOODNESS i went early... cause soon enough, other poly people started FLOODING the clinic...

And there was this TOTALLY CUUUUTE guy who sat next to me, OMGOMGOMGOMG, i sooooo should have made conversation lar, we were like the first few to reach the clinic when it was quite empty, so... TOTAL OPPORTUNITY WASTED... our eyes EVEN met in the toilet and we both smiled!

WAAAAH i'm TOTALLY disappointed now... sob sob...

Well... he's going to TP too, i hope he's in the same course as meee!! wheeee!!

ANYWAYS, there were STRANGE and GROSS poly i saw too:

1. some guy that looks like chan with curly hair
2. some LOUD and ANNOYING butch
3. some girl that drank from her URINE TEST CUP
4. some wimp that looked like he had cancer

Erm.. yar, but there WERE good looking people too... THERE'S STILL HOPE TO FIND A BOYFRIEND IN POLY!! YAY!!

*glimmer of hope

Okie, i gtg, tah tah!!

The EVER so Fabulous
Colin.

Shopping Issues...

HELLO my favourite peeps!!!

My sugar plumps of joys!!!

The chalet was fun~!! must SOOO play poker again ok? laura, laura, i must win back my $$$!!

Escape was fun too!! i finally went through the haunted house WITHOUT closing my eyes!! hurray hurrah!! my next goal is to NOT SCREAM!! haha...

Feeling SUPERBLY guilty... i used up like 40% of the $$$ in my bank account!!! shit!!!

MAY GOD SAVE ME...

OOOOO... and to TOTALLY make things worse... I GOT MY PAY... SHIIIIIT!!!!

*curls up in a corner and mubbles "no shopping" continuously...

... and my pay's PRETTY high... OBVIOUSLY higher than $1++ per hour than i expected before...

Let's just say i have enough to buy a handphone with my pay alone...

SIGH... ok let's change the topic before i get ideas on what to buy...

SOOO... HERE'S MY OFFICE TABLE!! OR MY EX-OFFICE TABLE...

I'll give you a little tour...

Starting on the left... THE ULTRA SUPER-DUPER PRINTER!!! it TOTALLY rocks, it prints like SUUUUPER fast, i LOOOVE it, only bad point, it can only print in black and white...

In the middle's a great computer, pretty fast i must say... i have stared at it for like NINE hours everyday... so it's the MAIN cause of my SWOLLEN eyes at the end if the day... but blogging is a total breeze... it doesn't lag, and it's fast loading...

The red file on the right is... LESS THAN 1% of the paper work i have ACCOMPLISHED in guangyang... you all should have SEEN just how messy the table was with SIX levels of student profiles scattered ALLLLL over... *shudders

Behind the file's my trusty bottle of SNAPPLE!! love snapple... i think the flavour's new... BANANA!! wheeee!!! there's a picture of a monkey on the bottle...

And yar, this was bascially my life for SEVEN days...

*whew... i'm thankful it's all over...

O wells, i better go off now...

Better pray for all the shopping centres to close down so i wouldn't attack them viciously...

Wish me luck!!

LOVE Y'ALL!!!
The EVER So Fabulous
Colin.

Hello

Hey 1t09! I had lots of fun at the class chalet!! I can't believe i slept 16 hours straight when i came home yesterday. Cool right? Anyway, Thanks Shiyu for the delicious food and for booking the chalet. Yup and thanks to all those people who went for the fun and entertainment!! Yup.

I have the pictures that we took so long ago. There's a lot pictures... about 40 odd pictures. I'll post them up when school reopens. Cause my computer is really slow. It can take about 10 minutes to upload two pictures. How pathetic is that!? I need a new computer!! Anyway, i am also having problems with this blog!! It always says it's not connected to blogger or something like that so i can't save and publish the entry. I swear this blog hates me! I tried a lot of times for several days already! If you guys want the pictures earlier, just contact me through sms or msn or whatever way you fancy. I'll send them to you through msn. Yup.

See you guys in a few days!

Jacqueline

THINGS TO BRING FOR CHALET

change of clothes

swimwear

shoes

slippers

shampoo

conditioner

soap

facial products

manicure set

toothpaste

toothbrush

sanitary pads

handphone

wallet

mp3

handphone charger

mp3 charger

torchlight

poker cards

mahjong tiles

mahjong table

coins for gambling

a WELL-RESTED self

HELLO PEOPLE!!!

CONGRATS TO VALERIE aka GURLFRIEND WHO MADE IT BACK TO CJ!!! YAY!! MWAH MWAHZ!!

Muuuust SOOOO go celebrate!!!

YAY!!

Anyways, as i type this, you all are probably at orientation, either LOVING it or HATING it, haha, wells, either ways, all the best at socialising k? well, as for me, i'm boring my brains dead at home... NO ONE TO GO OUT WITH!!! AHHHH!!

Seriously, my brain cells are depleting slowly... I'll PrObAbLy end up like this:


O, by the way, i kept thinking about this conversation i had with you-all-know-who today...

Him: "Hey Colin, you wanna take a photo?"
Me: *hesitates, FREAKING nervous "What... ... ... that's so random!"
Him: "Hey, i'm a random guy!"
*takes picture with me

OMG, i kept smiling for like TEN MINUTES when i thought about that scene...

O wells, if HE still read this blog, i think he'll know that it's him... unless he's memory is TOTALLY bad, like mine, hee hee, then we'll have something in common...

OMG, i CANNOT believe i'm giggling like a japanese school girl in front of the computer...

Damn...

O, ANYWAYS, I BOUGHT NEEEEW SHOES!!!

Hahahahaha, they're BEAUTIFUL...

I'll wear them the next class outing!!

I got SOOO guilty after spending another $70 on these shoes that i VOWED not to shop again this month... SO GOD HELP ME!!

*note: this means the class outing cannot include "shopping"...

If not i'll probably have to be placed in a straight jacket when we go out:

ANYWAYS, i gtg...

REMEMBER ALL WHO LEFT THE CLASS OK?

*haha, sounds like we died or something...

BYE
The EVER so Fabulous
Colin.

HELLO EVERYBODY.

I, valerie seet of 1t09 would not be with you people anymore. (WAILS)

Damned yjc stole me away.

cries mourns kicks around screams wails yells pulls hair!

:(


valerie.

Sorry, very bored...

The BORED and FABULOUS
Colin.

yohoooooo *gasp its a meiryl!



haha anw, i have plenty of pics of the class! but omg im not gonna upload all of it! i realise we've been taking so many many.. too many to upload!




okay must edit all my "lahs" and "lorhs" to strive for a decent english grade, i still refuse to believe i got a c6 for eng, someone burn cambridge down!!




there was this guy in church today who made a super grand big entrance, i shouldve taken picture!! but nvm, it was sermon time, so every one was quiet and listening, and the door slammed open, and guess who attracted the stares of everyone!









and omg, did i tell you, someone tried to steal away from me!! she sent him home!! and i had a lonely journey home tht day. BAWLS.. haha. and she smokes! so when she smiles you can see her black tar tar (issit tar tar!?) thingy on her teeth which looks like this : therefore people, for the sake of your marriage life, for the sake of your kissing and camwhoring life, please do not smoke!!
















okay im gonna go do my whitening mask haha bye homies!











tonnes of sexxy lurve
meiryl!

To My Ever Lovely Sunshine

HEY HEY 1T09!! This my first time blogging yo, and yea pardon my grammar mistakes hahaK, i shall be a guy and not hide my feelings, its known throughout the class and perhaps the staffs room that, yes indeed, Ms Lim is the one im looking for.. :)

Yea she's so fabulous, when i first set my eyes on her, phewwwww, i saw a unknown, undiscovered Miss Universe right here in cj.sad as it is, thursday was the last day im gonna see her in class =( the night i went crying silently in a lonesome corner. you know, i discovered heaven's missing an angel, and she's here with me! i mean, she was there with me... it took me so long for me to realise my guardian angel was there.. you know literally GUARDIAN!! As in the one who can take care of you PHYSICALLY!!

my mom asked me since i entered cj regarding why i always smile when i was slping.. oh wells, im not gonna deny, its cos im having sweet dreams everyday yea.. and yes everynight i go to slp, she's all i ever dream!She always say that she dont like younger guys and that really break my heart, thoroughly! sob sobthe loss of a loved one, the pain is unbearable.. missing such an IMMINENT PRESENCE, is totally impossible... and furthermore MR TAY, THE HOTTEST TEACHER IN CJ VOTED BY MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS, IS ALWAYS BY HER SIDE.. IM SO @$%^ JEALOUS LA!!

She's my everything, the hardest thing for me to let go, and although i wish to STOP THE WORLD, AND MELT WITH HER, i realize that by the time i melt finish, she's still three quarter left.. so ya its kinda impossible =xComing to think of it, the world greatest MAGIC trick is gonna disappear too.. the vanishing act? ever watch the Prestiege? you dont need a twin to do it, Ms Lim is MORE THAN ENOUGH!I

GOT SO MUCH MORE TO SAY BUT WITH THIS FRAGILE HEART OF MINE WHICH HAS BROKEN INTO A MILLION PIECES COS OF THE DEPARTURE OF MY BELOVED, ONE AND ONLY SUNSHINE THAT WILL EVER CROSS MY PATH, makes me too depressed to continue...-and when i die, i die with her in my heart and thoughts-

what was mentioned in the above, are my heart felt feelings, no hard feelings thou, no offence, what was expressed there are REAL AND GENUINE LOVE towards my ANGEL!to Ms Lim Xiao Yan, my fav DA YAN, I I I I I cant bear to say it but WE LOVE YOU! 1T09 LOVES YOU!oh i forgot to warn you guys at the beginning to have a box of tissue infront of you when reading this post.. my fault sorry!


some quotes to cheer you guys up !

Miss lim : if you guys dont hand in ur work, im gonna chase you!
Colin : i wonder if she can catch up?

Ms soong : Miss Lim, they invite you to come into the clas
Colin : errm, i dont think there's enough space.

OMG MISS LIM!!!

MUAHZZZZ!!!

Heard you're a frequent reader of the class blog!!! YAAAAAAAY!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

WeLcOmE!! WeLcOmE!! WeLcOmE!!

MUST give you something on Teacher's Day k???

A BIIIIG COLIN MOY HUUUG!!!

I TOOOOOOTALLY REGRET ABANDONING THE GP REP POSITION!! MISS IT SOOOOO MUCH!!! CAUSE YOU AND I, MISS LIM, WE'LL GO PLACES, SOAR LIKE EAGLES, AND CONQUER THE WORLD!!! MWAH HA HA!!!

AND AND AND MUST GO SHOPPING WITH THE CLASS!!! YAAAAAY!!!!

*and xavier, no, i'm not competition, i don't swing THAT way...